Английский, Французский, Немецкий

I'm a young funeral director/embalmer in the Memphis area looking for a fun night out doing anything. I smoke like a train, curse like a sailor, ride/tool on old Harleys, play DnD/Vampire:TM, consider TROMA movies excellent first date films, obsess over cabaret/burlesque, peddle Guro-Comedy mangas to kids, and enjoy the occasional bottle of Absinthe while abusing commas. Conservative, I know.

Дева

Приземистое

172 см

Серые

Белый европеец/кавказец

Один/одна

Нет

Не знаю

Волосы

Скрытые тату

Кошка

Неоконченное высшее

Неполный рабочий день

Другое

Embalmer, Removals, Writer

Больше $150,000USD

С родителями

Все спокойно

Да - часто

Крутой

Странное

Компьютеры

Пойду в музей

An ideal first date would probably be watching The Toxic Avenger or Tromeo&Juliet. (Come on, Romance AND Gore?) On the other hand, there's a simple joy in a pot of coffee and carton of sweet cigarettes.

Sitting front row of the Starshine Burlesque, driving all around the US in a '55 Shark, new liquors and vices from around the world, playing a Psychobilly gig, and seeing what a one-year anniversary is like.

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По праздникам

To be a great Embalmer, and eventually teach the ways, own a pair of Royal Enfield Bullets, have my own manual of Embalming, Publish a few books, Find a wife that'll put up with my shit, and keep a constant interest in what's going to happen tomorrow.

Не люблю ТВ

Ужасы

Панк

Технический

A fun night for me could be sitting and having a cup of coffee reading a comic, or driving hell bent for leather down a country road. It really depends how the night goes. I never know where or what I'll be doing in a half hour.

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