Engleză, Franceză, Germană

I'm a young funeral director/embalmer in the Memphis area looking for a fun night out doing anything. I smoke like a train, curse like a sailor, ride/tool on old Harleys, play DnD/Vampire:TM, consider TROMA movies excellent first date films, obsess over cabaret/burlesque, peddle Guro-Comedy mangas to kids, and enjoy the occasional bottle of Absinthe while abusing commas. Conservative, I know.

Fecioară

Îndesat

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Gri

caucaziană

Singur(ă)

Nu

Nu sunt sigur(ă)

Păr

Tatuaje poziționate strategic

Pisică

Ceva colegiu

Cu jumătate de normă

Altele

Embalmer, Removals, Writer

Mai mult de 150,000$

Cu un părinte (părinți)

Nu este zgomot

Da - des

Cool amic

Ciudat

Calculatoare

La un muzeu

An ideal first date would probably be watching The Toxic Avenger or Tromeo&Juliet. (Come on, Romance AND Gore?) On the other hand, there's a simple joy in a pot of coffee and carton of sweet cigarettes.

Sitting front row of the Starshine Burlesque, driving all around the US in a '55 Shark, new liquors and vices from around the world, playing a Psychobilly gig, and seeing what a one-year anniversary is like.

Cochet

De sărbători

To be a great Embalmer, and eventually teach the ways, own a pair of Royal Enfield Bullets, have my own manual of Embalming, Publish a few books, Find a wife that'll put up with my shit, and keep a constant interest in what's going to happen tomorrow.

Nu-mi place TV

De groază

Punk

Tehnică

A fun night for me could be sitting and having a cup of coffee reading a comic, or driving hell bent for leather down a country road. It really depends how the night goes. I never know where or what I'll be doing in a half hour.

Grija

Intim