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I'm a young funeral director/embalmer in the Memphis area looking for a fun night out doing anything. I smoke like a train, curse like a sailor, ride/tool on old Harleys, play DnD/Vampire:TM, consider TROMA movies excellent first date films, obsess over cabaret/burlesque, peddle Guro-Comedy mangas to kids, and enjoy the occasional bottle of Absinthe while abusing commas. Conservative, I know.

Virgo

Stocky

5' 8 (1.73 m)

Gray

Caucasian

Single

No

Not Sure

Hair

Strategically Placed Tattoo

Cat

Some College

Part-time

Other

Embalmer, Removals, Writer

More Than $150,000USD

With Parent(s)

There Is No Noise

Yes - Often

Cool Dude

Strange

Computers

Going To A Museum

An ideal first date would probably be watching The Toxic Avenger or Tromeo&Juliet. (Come on, Romance AND Gore?) On the other hand, there's a simple joy in a pot of coffee and carton of sweet cigarettes.

Sitting front row of the Starshine Burlesque, driving all around the US in a '55 Shark, new liquors and vices from around the world, playing a Psychobilly gig, and seeing what a one-year anniversary is like.

A Flirt

On Holidays

Socialist

To be a great Embalmer, and eventually teach the ways, own a pair of Royal Enfield Bullets, have my own manual of Embalming, Publish a few books, Find a wife that'll put up with my shit, and keep a constant interest in what's going to happen tomorrow.

I Don't Like Tv

Horror

Punk

Technical

A fun night for me could be sitting and having a cup of coffee reading a comic, or driving hell bent for leather down a country road. It really depends how the night goes. I never know where or what I'll be doing in a half hour.

Thoughtfullness

Intimate