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vanillagorilla21 Profile Information

The Misfit is looking for fun
Age 39 From Wichita, Kansas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
My name is Simon, I'm from West London, but I live in Memphis, Tennessee. I have 8 piercings, 18 tattoos, and brown eyes and hair, which is a mohawk, 6'4, 230lbs, I like to do all kinds of things, I don't really feel like typing right
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
6' 4 (1.93 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Hair
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Other, Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Bouncer
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Roomate(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Sports, Reading, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Camping, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Going To A Casino, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I guess the cliche thing of dinner and maybe a movie or something.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Too many to list
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
Be happy, do something I like, I don't know what that is yet. Have a family.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Pop, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Biography, Comic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Music
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Many many things

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Honesty, humor, not gonna lie, I'm not into big girls, or being able to see every bone you have. I don't care about race, religion, or political views. Tattoos and piercings, well the more the merrier.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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