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Still looking for a bodyarts enthusiast.
Age 58 From Canton, Ohio - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
I urge you to visit other profiles now if you: are not a woman; are a parent (even if your children have left the house); you desire having children or adopting; smoke; drink heavily; use or ever used drugs; desire marriage, an open relationship, a boy toy, or a one night stand; are currently spoken for or still have feelings for any ex(s); refer to or think all men are "dawgs", "playas", "pimps", etc.; are obese or anemic; are insolvent or require joint financial arrangements; cannot demonstrate basic literacy or intelligence; are neoconistic, corporatist, communist, anarchist, or fundamentalist; are diseased, unclean, or not hygienic; are violent or tolerate violence including that by men against women; are insecure emotionally; lack common sense regardless of how intelligent you may be; are intolerant of serious and highly intelligent people; are materialistic; gamble or frequent Las Vegas and other gambing economy-supported locales; participate in risky daredevil sports & activities; do not own a car or computer; are not savvy in basic technologies; identify with and participate in rap/hip-hop/ghetto/new country music and support or practice their self-aggrandizing, lowest common denominator, female-demeaning, violence- & drug-advocating, utterly worthless and socially uncontributive self-centered juvenile cultures; are a practicing hippie, hillbilly, or cultist; have pets that are rendering your domicile uninhabitable; crave people-watching, reality TV, or cultureless pop media; lack manners or politeness; are intolerant of long, wavy hair or think long hair is automatically a mullet or call guys with long hair "women" and think it's funny, tastefully & professionally done tattoos & piercings, or leather & PVC clothing; are into serious ****; are located more than 400 miles away from the SE Michigan area (my ultimate home) or cannot relocate nearby; have failed or are too lazy to fill out your own descriptive profile or it reads too generically; lack a photo on your page or have Photoshopped it significantly, demand to be danced with to prove something about the guy whatever that might be; expect others to read your mind; enjoy mentally or physically controlling others; demand to be constantly entertained or given attention; desire a friend or activity partner more than a lover; are not serious about life or a relationship and would rather party, flirt, and tease; require 24/7/365 co-habitation; or do not desire a long term, monogamous, committed, non-martial, non-procreative, romantic relationship only. This is not a blog or forum to debate my views, so contact me only if you desire more information upon which to further consider a possible relationship. I generally prefer one single caucasian childless woman, 26-44 (+ or - depending upon demonstrable maturity), medium or better height with proportional weight, who prides herself in thinking, listening, observing, reasoning, and thoughtfully and insightfully conversing, opining, and debating, who is sincerely interested in dating a guy. My heritage if you need to know is 50% Northern Italian, 25% German and 25% Scot. To elaborate upon previous issues: I don't mind your interests and activities as long as I don't hate them and would try to help you enjoy them as much as possible. You will not be interested in any of my activities thus I have not listed any and I wouldn't try to interest you in them anyway. I'm not interested in marriage because the divorce rate is unacceptably high and I'm loathe to invite the government, legal system, community, or relatives arbitrarily into my life. I'm not interested in procreating for the risk any children will develop or mature abnormally, which may alter my career and personality from what I have carefully and financially planned for, and today's economy could potentially bankrupt parents into poverty trying to sufficiently care for them. I can't procreate anyway because I'm naturally sterile. -continued-
Sign  
Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
Body Art  
Secret Piercings
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Student
My Speciality Is  
Politics / Government
My Job Title Is  
Graduate student/consultant/lobbyist
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I would never interfere with those involved in a relationship as I highly respect both parties and would rather see their relationship succeed and prosper vs. fail particularly on account of my actions. I have no interest in stalking people, and will not pursue trying to establish a relationship with someone if there is no definitive sign of sincere return interest on their part or if I detect flirting without it being followed up upon. I tend to only give a negative situation one opportunity, be it a non-returned phone call, email, etc., before moving along without further pursuit as my time is too precious to waste trying to figure out what went wrong or what the other person was thinking. Think this all sounds too negative? You try being successful in most everything you do but have been rejected by 500+ women over 25+ years of dating and trying not to take each failure personally. -continued-

Taste

My Idea Of Fun Is  
My previous dating attempts unfortunately have all been unromantic, passionless, worthless learning experience disappointments which wasted my time dealing with among other things their drunkenness, uncleanliness, and effects of various past chemical abuses. Don't blame me if I'm still a virgin - I'd have problems coping with the terrible memories or potential consequences if I did have ****with them just for the hell of it. I have few close male friends, and the only female friends I have are business associates and wives or girlfriends of my friends, who could provide positive references upon request. I don't scope out or flirt with women regardless of how attractive they may be in my opinion because it's pointless trying to then approach them in public as the odds their goals and interests differ too significantly from mine are nearly infinite. Fantasizing about relationship scenarios with them is also a grandiose waste of time. -continued-

Looking for

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Committed
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