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I'm not dead yet!!!
Age 59 From Austin, Texas - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am very active, I wakeboard at least once a week. Play poker and anything else that I might find to be a challenge. I have ran my own company for almost 14 years and that is a challenge in itself. I like tats, currently have 5 and in the design stage of the largest yet.
I love hoping a plane to Vegas on a whim.
I am the type person that sees it, wants it, finds a way to get it.
I do not like to fight, I prefer to love. I am a very affectionate and caring person, unless you piss me off, then I just don't give you the time of day. I will make a joke out of everything if possible. I love to make others laugh.
I do not drink or smoke but if you do, it's your life just use your brain.
I don't pull any punches. I believe in "Don't ask if you don't want to know the truth".
I am a hard working, hard playing, man that is looking for an active young lady to share my time with.
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Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Slim
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Arms
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Fish
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
President & COO
I Make This Much In A Year  
$100,000USD To $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Travel, Playing Cards, Gambling
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, Extreme Sports, Going To A Casino
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I put this question in the catagory of "impossible to answer". Let's say your date is scared of heights but you planned to go bungee jumping...not to perfect. My point is, it all depends on the person you are with. If they are having a good time I will be too.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Swimming with Great White sharks, driving a dragster, flying an airplane. I could go on for days.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Green Party
My Goal In Life Is  
To make as many people happy as possible.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Sports, Reality Shows
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Comedy, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Wakeboarding and hanging out at the lake. Playing poker for days at a time. Staying in with my best girl and not getting dressed for 3 days. Yes, 3 days, I don't work on Friday.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Someone that is affectionate, trustworthy, fun, intelligent, funny, outgoing, young, energetic, self sufficient, and self supporting.
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