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Unfortunately, I am pretend.
Age 42 From Denver, Colorado - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
A monstrous five foot eight and a buck and a half in weight. I am basically a giant. I am generous to a fault, very silly, fun loving and wicked smart. To the utmost I am one of a kind and very much perfectly content with who I am. I love to travel. Graffiti is the bee's knees. I skate and snowboard. I don't read good. Most everything is a joke just waiting to happen. I act the fool but have a work ethic that is second to none. I listen to hip hop, traditional Celtic, and Irish punk. I am a long time mechanic turned web developer. I can fix almost anything. Vegetarian and hoodlum with a heart of gold. Working on a full body suit and have clocked well over two hundred hours to that end, but all of it is under wraps in a hoodie and a pair of pants. Sláinte!
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Sagittarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Inked All Over
My Hair Is  
Salt And Pepper
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
High School Diploma
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Other
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Outgoing, Shy
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Cars, Computers, Gardening, Learning, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
My Goal In Life Is  
Fun.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
I Don't Like Tv
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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