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I'm Kind of an ***hole
Age 36 From Rockville, Maryland - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Would Describe Myself As  
Looking to see if there are any girls who break the DC mold.

Tired of meeting the ones who's priority is clubbing, drinking and doing rails in a bathroom stall.

Some people don't get my sense of humor and think I am a HUGE ***hole, but I am actually a really laid back guy, have never cheated on a girl, and don't lie. (and only a small ***hole)

I am also a little nerdy (I have woken up early to update my iPhone and iPad before I went to work so I can play with it all day)

Came out to DC to play music and write, Guess the Secret Works.


Please do not message me if you are

- a stripper
- bartender
- waitress
- aspiring model
- Scorpio
- or if you have implants....it never works.



bonus points if you are petite, with Tan skin and dark hair
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Athletic
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Green
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Dark Brown
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Politics / Government
I Make This Much In A Year  
More Than $150,000USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Cool Dude
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Exercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion / Spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cars, Camping, Volunteering, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Reading A Book, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
You would take me out for sushi then I would do all the things the last guy was too much of a wuss to do.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
I'm actually going to be getting my first tattoo so any one that wants to go with me is more than welcome.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Someone They Want To Be, A Troll, Cool, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Libertarian
My Goal In Life Is  
To own my own clothing company, and record store. Tour with my band and write articles. Travel the world as well.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, I'm A Recording Artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Soul, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Biography, Classic, Computers, Fiction, Health, History, Horror, Humor, Mathematics, Music, Philosophy, Political, Poetry, Satire, Science Fiction, Technical, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Rockclimbing, Paintaball, recording music, writing, painting, exploring DC, hanging out with friends, going to the gun range, Eating at my favorite places.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great Skills, Empathy, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit, Thoughtfullness
What Do You Look For?  
Tan, preferably inked, attractive, smart, flirty, sarcastic, laid back, dark hair.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date
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