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Displaced CoonAss
Age 48 From Albuquerque, New Mexico - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

First name  
Joe
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Born and raised in the heart of Cajun country, Trump 2024

Hello, I'm Joe, a dedicated blue-collar worker interested in getting to know you better. Let's start a conversation and see where it leads. I am a straight male looking for friends with the potential for something more. Please note that I am not interested in connecting with bi or gay males.

So , I’m honestly looking for a woman with Fake DD’s and large Labia(among other things). I was recently told that I should include that in my profile.

My children are grown, and I hope yours are as well. I look forward to the possibility of building a meaningful connection
Sign  
Virgo

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Inked All Over, Secret Piercings, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about him

How many tattoos do you have?  
5+
What is your favorite tattoo?  
Right are sleeve
Are your tattoos hidden?  
Yes
How old were you when you got your first tattoo?  
16-21 years old
Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off?  
No
Do you have any tattoos you regret?  
No
How do you feel about facial tattoos?  
I like it

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Contruction / Craftsman
My Job Title Is  
Elevator Mechanic
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I Drink  
Yes - Like A Fish

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Boisterous, Loud, Anti-social, Fire Starter, Flirtatious, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Fishing / Hunting
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Back seat of my truck
I've Always Wanted To Try  
dudes
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Troublemaker, A Troll, I Don't Have Any Friends

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
Once A Year
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Raunchy, Sadistic

Taste

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Vacuum Cleaner Noises
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Trolling the internet for someone who will give me attention. I need constant validation.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Flirtatiousness, Money, Spontaneity, Great Skills, Humor
What Do You Look For?  
Big Labia
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Date, Intimate, Committed, Doesnt Matter
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