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Assbeast Profile Information

Can we just be real?
Age 61 From Phoenix, Arizona - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Woman Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
Sign  
Scorpio

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 0 (1.52 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
Dog
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about her

How many tattoos do you have?  
3 to 5
What is your favorite tattoo?  
The assbeast
What will your next tattoo be?  
designing it now
Are your tattoos hidden?  
Yes
How old were you when you got your first tattoo?  
41-50 years old
Have you ever had a tattoo removed/lasered off?  
No
Do you have any tattoos you regret?  
No
How do you feel about facial tattoos?  
It's a turn off

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Psychic
I Live  
With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Often
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Friendly, Comedic, Fire Starter, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Dining, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Drinking, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
dependent on the person
I've Always Wanted To Try  
too pornographic to post
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Jewish
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Oh G-d this is corny!l
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Drama, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Pop, Vacuum Cleaner Noises, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Auto-biography, Biography, Classic, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Music, Mystery, Reference, Religious, Satire, I'm An Author
My Idea Of Fun Is  
just being with someone whose company I enjoy, I really don't much care what we do.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
I look for honesty first and foremost, I don't have time for bs or unnecessary drama. I like a man who takes charge but isn't a complete control freak. I don't think I'm looking for anything that everyone else isn't looking for. I want some degree of sanity, someone who is fun, respectful, not sober but not a drunk or tweeker, someone who likes a lot of different things that can bring them from jeans to a suit and be comfortable in either. I'm just looking for a decent guy.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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